He is an expert on the cyber.

No

NO TOUCHING

https://frinkiac.com/video/…

There's just so much evil in the world!

This is about ethics in movie theater promotions!

Reminded me of this: http://deadspin.com/5716038…

I liked when they said god dammit.

I think this season will be all right.

He seems fun

Let Ben speak!

How awesome would a dramatization of Florida Man be?

Well, his ey…er… his shi…, or maybe his ea…no, what about his should… eh, I got nothing.

Men have had a very rough go of it for just recently…

I remember my mom reading Jabba's subtitles in Return of the Jedi to me. I still hear "bantha fodder" in her voice.

You stare at the void, and the void is Melania Trump.

And too much of a gold digger to just divorce him. She clearly hates him, but she just can't give up that swanky lifestyle in Manhattan.

I don't know what it is about this one, but it still makes me giggle like an idiot: http://www.clickhole.com/ar…

As opposed to all those fascist things he's trying to do…

Now he's dead on the inside and the outside.