With mental gymnastics that puts Simone Biles to shame

Not enough umlauts

Those negative gravitinos are the worst!

I may have mentioned this before, but a coworker once tried to tell me that carbon dating is unreliable, because when Pangea split, it released radiation that throws everything off.

Earl of the Cyber

How about supreme czar of the sun? Then he can go live there.

Good. The fact that most of these were built during the height of Jim Crow shows they were never about history. Take them all down.

Very true. I just didn't want to overlook those who have dealt with these fuckwads directly.

The far right was one of those things that I always understood to exist, but they always seemed like some boogie man, hiding in the shadows, not really human*. After Trump's rise, and especially after the events of this weekend, the evil has a face. They're here, and it's terrifying and sickening. I look at my 14…

I'm pretty sure Wilford Brimley was some weird Benjamin Button mix up where he was born old and just kept getting older.

They'll probably put it on at T-shirt.

For an unscientific poll from a conspiracy theorizing Trump supporter, 61% seems kinda low.

Whole Foods has a decent lunch selection, but that's about all I go there for.

Maybe if enough people are upset by this, my local TJs won't be so fucking crowded on Sundays.

I'm surprised he didn't decide to dance his caraway with Emma Slater.

See, they are being Nazis by pointing out my bullshit, so I was not being a Nazi by saying something that Nazis actually say.

That's how our country will end: the right sets up a dictatorship, while the left argues whether their position statement should say "Medicare for all" or "universal Medicare."

I looked at that cover for a solid 30 seconds trying to figure out just what he was so upset by. Thought maybe Jennifer Lawrence said something about Trump. Or some feature inside about the alt right.

Seems like Randyll Tarly is the best bet here. I doubt Jaime is dead, and some named character had to die in that battle. At 6-1, I'll take those odds.

It's his third one this week!