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This is a good yoke.

This has far more licking that I anticipated

The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket, as the muskets and minie balls fell silent. "Vámonos, amigos," the old man Jackson whispered to Lincoln and Davis, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating…

It does seem like they've hit some critical mass with all the departures. Fingers crossed.

Sounds like someone has been getting some tutoring in US history from DeVos…

Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people, sheep and sharks.
Anyone who's a sheep is fired.

It certainly has had its share of visitors.

Does it affect Joe Flacco's eliteness?

Not Trent Dilfer! Where else can I go for this profound analysis?

In perpetuity

How about a swift baseball bat to the head?

This is a dark day for baseball

http://www.theonion.com/art…

I'm sure Thom Yorke is waiting on edge to see if they get in!

And they say American ingenuity is dead!

"You see, I'm a huge asshole."

I'd make it in a millisecond

Just imagine if Obama said anything like this. What a shitshow that would have been.

Would you like a high-level job in the current adminstration?