He loves ethnic food!

Just get Trump to play himself. Nothing can top the visceral horror I feel wherever I see or hear him.

Looks like those clowns in Washington did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

Failure and fiasco. Two things and all that…

Juicero and chill

Wow, that takes me back

So how long until the Juicero is inducted?

And it connects to wifi!

You also need to scan a QR code for some reason. The video for this thing is 2 minutes of "hey, let's reinvent the wheel with wifi."

Protectively gluten-free!

Free-trade and organic!

Take this VC money!

This really seems like they threw a bunch of buzzwords (fresh juice, wifi, aircraft-grade) together and made a prototype. All that's missing is proactive and paradigm.

You're running out of ideas, internet!

Fox on the Run is a good tune.

It's ok; if Glennon doesn't work, they have Mark Sanchez as the backup!

Who were the ad wizards that came up with that one?

Eviscerated!

Who said I was reading?

The book is currently on my to read list. Might have to bump it up a few spots!