Murder? Barely knew her!

I still can't believe that's his fucking name.

We're not talking about the people that built the railroads, Walter!

Orientals? Has this guy been hanging out with my grandma?

Where was this guy when Trump couldn't get anyone for his inauguration?

That's not a Volvo…

Chapter Six: The Guy From the Sharper Image Hits Me With the Remote Controlled Helicopter

I'm the one who talks! Mouth shut, ears open!

Vis a vis, ipso facto, concordantly…

Filled out every one one with "You're a national disgrace!" or "Grow up. You're the fucking President!"

Greg wants to see you in his office. He seems mad.

What will Jared Leto send him?

Definitely not getting anything done at work today!

"Move Bitch A Thousand Miles" is also surprisingly pleasant

SOM…..BODY

People are saying he wears adult diapers. That's what I've heard.

This guy's particular set of skills:
Clearing driveways without digging up the lawn
Even salting
Clearing side streets within a reasonable time
Murder
Not burying cars parked on the street
Avoiding speed bumps that would damage the plow blade

…vainly tries to think of an alt-right/cinnamon pun…

As the founders intended

But where will people waiting at the airport go to hear Kellyanne Conway lie about something?