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The Scary Door
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They don't let you bring bees in here!

First one, then the other

Yeah, that must be really tough for them.

I like the way you think!

SNL should just get Rosie O'Donnell to impersonate him and be done with it.

That whole synopsis made me feel really gross.

There's hope for America yet. One punch of a neo nazi at a time.

You want to use water? From the toilet?

My repeated and stupid joke died on its way back to its home planet.

Jiminy jillikers!

So he's proactive?

Christ, he couldn't even compare his speech to a universally loved speech. Probably because he couldn't name one.

Dear lord

That's what he gets for not hailing to the chimp!

Fine enough premise, poor execution, internet.

Ahhhh, Gene!!!

I finally got around to Batman vs Superman. It wasn't "worst movie of the year bad"; I just didn't care at all about anything that happened. Nearly 3 hours of "meh" onscreen.

Someone at the AV Club got a social media word-of-the-day calendar! It ends after January 28th.

During the 2020 primary, I really hope someone asks the candidates "should we punch Nazis?" Whoever says "I've been punching Nazis for the past 4 years" gets my vote.

Ok then.