I once tried to explain the difference between weather and climate to my uncle, plus how statistical models work. I don't recommend it.

Can't wait to see what Leto mails his co-stars!

I loved his description of Ayn Rand's philosophy:

Fair enough

At this point, it should only really be news if some corner of Reddit posted a nuanced and rational view of race, sexuality or gender in pop culture.

It'd be like The Leftovers , but everything gets immeasurably better.

Amen on Dunkirk. Conveys so much terror with so little.

Upvoted for "thrice"

What are they eating in New Hampshire?

No, none at all…please don't look

I think I could handle (not necessarily excel at) the ceremonial stuff, but there are hundreds of decisions that at best could ruin people's lives or at worst utterly destroy them. The sheer weight of decisions like that would render me useless and crying in a corner.

I honestly believe I would do a better job, and I'd do a fucking terrible job.

I did that once too. I felt like Lisa getting off the bus in Crackton.

I see. He was only draining the swamp to find all the scum to fill his cabinet.

Glad you're back! Looking forward to future columns.

And he settled that lawsuit over his fraudulent Jedi academy for over 25 million republic credits.

I'm not going to lie; this made me feel a little better.

I'll second this!

Do-do-do-do, Inspector Gadget…

So will they finally get that Unobtainium?