We haven't had a full-blown constitutional crisis arise out of this one…yet.

Turning our country into a kleptocracy takes less time than you'd think

I've considered this as well. Maybe write a little script to constantly tweet "you are a national disgrace" at him over and over…

The play itself didn't seem particularly bad, which just adds to the horror. Crippling injuries just happen as a matter of course.

Yeah, it was. I don't know if the tears were from brain trauma, fear for his future health, or fear for his immediate playing time. Regardless, seeing a giant superhuman reduced to tears by a head injury was awful. Really puts into clear focus that people are being maimed for entertainment.

God, I forgot about that. It's hard to keep track of all the awful, fascist things he's done.

Finally, our country can begin healing

I want to go to there

In the time I've been typing, he's released two excellent EPs.

Do you sleep? You will.

I suppose chronic diarrhea can be a lifestyle.

Quick, someone make a popular Netflix series decrying the Electoral College!

Or "Dope Pope," where he attempts to find a weed hookup in the Vatican.

So he's proactive?

If the Cubs lose this series, we'll be talking about the Curse of Fall Out Boy for the next 7 decades.

This is needlessly complicated, and I love it. It fits right in with the definition of a catch and a rulebook that uses terms like "football move."

I love a good thermodynamics joke

Coincidentally, "that's too much" is what John Fox says when they have 4th and 1 at the opposing team's 5 yard line. Then it's time to send out kicker "Not Robbie Gould" Connor Barth.

There's nothing funny about vapor lock.

Ow, my balls!