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Things like this really make me miss Letterman.

I generally like this show (the announcers can be a little obnoxious), but there's something about the "Ninja veterans" who spend their lives preparing for this, then fail every time* that makes me sad. Like, you're devoting your entire life to the 15th most popular sport-like thing on TV.

Fair point. I think they've looked at the success of the show (in large part because of Escobar/Moura), and Netflix is trying to keep it going. It'll be odd without Escobar, but they seem to have competent people running things; I'm willing to give it a shot.

With the whole anthology thing nowadays, maybe they tell stories of some of the "narcos" in other countries? The story of Los Zetas is crazy: starting as Mexican army commandos, moving to the muscle of another cartel, then splitting off as their own organization. I could see that forming a good couple seasons worth of…

Don't give her any ideas.

Now she's dead on the outside and inside.

Says you. My dad's been gone for 3 months now.

#notallmen

A brilliant man, and a great ambassador for science, physics in particular. Best wishes, Dr. Hawking.

When did this turn into an ESPN message board?

I remember a Bears game when Madden gave us a 2 minute treatise on the geometry of the corner of the endzone. Turns out, the corner is a right angle.

I want the full series of Shasta McNasty now!

Appearing tonight: Lou Dobbs! Watch as he merges good wholesome comedy with xenophobia! Laugh hysterically as he reimagines the Alien and Sedition Acts for the new millenium!

My dog's vomit is foamy.

There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

The one I remember is when Andy kept looking at his watch all day, because he was going to turn one billion seconds old. As the moment arrived, he got all excited for one second, then said "it's over", and everything went back to normal.