I'm one of those assholes who's providing a ready-made list of 25 songs. I tried to cover a wide variety of genres, eras, genders, and races, while making sure all choices were relatively well known and not reusing any previously covered artists. You're welcome, AV Club!

"Heh heh, yes, one time."

My mind is blown that Brandon Nowalk can willingly admit to having only seen 10 complete episodes of The Simpsons. Falling behind on the occasional show or movie or band or book is one thing, but to have not bore witness to one of the primary architects of modern comedy? I would propose a moratorium on all Nowalk…

For the delivery alone, I still absolutely adore: "Oh, I seeeeeee! Then I guess everything's wrapped up in a neat little package! …Really, I mean that. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic."

Best. Screencap. Ever.

Also, I wonder how much of the tunefulness of the songs was attributable to her? She obviously hasn't been invading the zeitgeist like she did in the mid-late 2000's, I wonder if she's gotten regularly involved in songwriting for TV and film?

Ah, never I mind, someone did notice.

Is it me, or was the Hot Air Balloon Guide played by Sara Bareilles?

"GQ of Kyle who mysteries person go with. Certainly the and denying shows everything friendly."

Never trust a man named Tucker with your child (-hood memories).

Never trust a man named Tucker with your child (-hood memories).

I went to go see Mike Nichols' "Closer" with an ex-girlfriend, while she was already my ex-girlfriend.

I actually enjoyed it. I say 'actually' because I have a pretty severe disposition against anything related to the existence of MADtv and I'm naturally extremely picky about sketch shows since I do sketch comedy myself and the promotional materials focused way too much on Peele's Obama impersonation. While I didn't…

Yeah, that's definitely "DLZ"

Yay equality!!!

I'll totally grant you Fuller. I still haven't seen much of anything out of Berlanti that's impressed me, though. But yeah, at least he doesn't seem like a megalomaniacal twat.

Probably because you're drunk, you mick.

Well, yeah.

Let's start a new stereotype!

Between this and the Afghan Whigs reuniting, I've got a raging music boner. If Bob Mould and Grant Hart reunite Husker Du, I'll have a heart attack.