Just once, I want Andrew WK to drop the bullshit and talk the way a person talks, and not the way he thinks everyone wants him to talk. He's obviously pretty smart and might have a lot of interesting things to say, but it gets drowned out by his shtick.

That's a pretty accurate way to describe The Master, actually. Also, David Bazan is cooler than you.

That's a pretty accurate way to describe The Master, actually. Also, David Bazan is cooler than you.

Amazing how David Cross is slowly becoming that character.

Amazing how David Cross is slowly becoming that character.

"SHUT UP HONEY I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS AND YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT ME!" Jill Talley's reaction is perfect.

"SHUT UP HONEY I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS AND YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT ME!" Jill Talley's reaction is perfect.

Whatever went on between him and PFT definitely left a hole in the show that no other comedian can fill. They worked so well together.

Whatever went on between him and PFT definitely left a hole in the show that no other comedian can fill. They worked so well together.

It's weird how a dude who made a bad call like, over a year ago, didn't take the hint and just kept coming back.

It's weird how a dude who made a bad call like, over a year ago, didn't take the hint and just kept coming back.

FREE DAVID KALAN!

FREE DAVID KALAN!

This is the winner.

This is the winner.

I like (and love!) more things than I hate. But this whole Gangam style thing is just so boring. There are better things we could be doing than watching that video over and over again.

I like (and love!) more things than I hate. But this whole Gangam style thing is just so boring. There are better things we could be doing than watching that video over and over again.

That sounds like something I'd be down with seeing at least once, just to say that I saw it.

That sounds like something I'd be down with seeing at least once, just to say that I saw it.

2012: the year of handjob movies.