2012: the year of handjob movies.

As soon as the clock hits midnight on New Year's, everyone is going to instantly forget that Gangam style was even a thing, and we'll move on to the next song for dum dums.

As soon as the clock hits midnight on New Year's, everyone is going to instantly forget that Gangam style was even a thing, and we'll move on to the next song for dum dums.

Old white guys with mohawks are so goddamn depressing.

Old white guys with mohawks are so goddamn depressing.

For real. I mean, if that's what you're into, more power to you, but people like Cat Marnell and this dude are just the most boring, tedious people ever.

For real. I mean, if that's what you're into, more power to you, but people like Cat Marnell and this dude are just the most boring, tedious people ever.

Why do kink people think that having kinks automatically makes them interesting and cool?

Why do kink people think that having kinks automatically makes them interesting and cool?

I thought SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK was just a mediocre comedy when I first saw it, but the more I think about it, the more it seems like utter shit-garbage. Bret Easton Ellis saying with utter confidence that it will win Best Picture doesn't help.

I thought SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK was just a mediocre comedy when I first saw it, but the more I think about it, the more it seems like utter shit-garbage. Bret Easton Ellis saying with utter confidence that it will win Best Picture doesn't help.

I think it's the way she deals with commenters on her blog who, in their polite attempts to be inquisitive (and who seem to express a genuine desire to learn and grow from some form of discussion) get shot down in the shrillest manner possible. I actually totally agree with you that her perspective is vital, and that…

Tell that to Jeff Bridges in Iron Man.

Tell that to Jeff Bridges in Iron Man.

Yeah, a little dab of a good, top shelf cologne for a nice occasion/date where you want to be really presentable is totally fine, but the people who drench themselves with it on a daily basis I will never understand. I guess it's ok to want to smell nice every day, but don't bathe yourself in scent, dammit.

Yeah, a little dab of a good, top shelf cologne for a nice occasion/date where you want to be really presentable is totally fine, but the people who drench themselves with it on a daily basis I will never understand. I guess it's ok to want to smell nice every day, but don't bathe yourself in scent, dammit.

Axe Body Spray, except remove the whiskey and replace it with the subtle aroma of stale, warm Natty Light.

Axe Body Spray, except remove the whiskey and replace it with the subtle aroma of stale, warm Natty Light.

I'd actually be interested to see how Heller himself would respond to that blogger's erm, criticisms. I think if there's anyone who could mount an articulate defense, it'd be him.

I'd actually be interested to see how Heller himself would respond to that blogger's erm, criticisms. I think if there's anyone who could mount an articulate defense, it'd be him.