DiCaprio as Ayn Rand, who is working at the RAND Corporation.

I am sick of hearing these bullshit Superman stories about the - wassah! - legendary Bruce Leroy catching bullets with his teeth.

"You fools! He's playing some barbaric game! Now match him- like this!"

I got Madonna's big dick coming outta my left ear and Toby I-don't-know-what coming outta my right.

My girlfriend loves this show, which pretty much means I have to watch it. I have two conditions for this that make it entirely fine:

Taran of Caer Dalben?

It's probably the MST3K talking but I vote Ben Murphy and Joe Don Baker.

And Ace of Cakes!

Nader is unelectable at any speed.

Oh, mein Dbag, you have clearly not been south of ye olde Mason-Dixon line. From the majestic meth labs and moonshine stills of Appalachia to debauched Daytona Beach's bikes, broads, and bass esthetic; from Atlanta's frat boys and freakniks* to New Orleans' high octane hurricanes- the South is a wonderland of party…

C'mon, cheer up people. I wager Mr. Vestigialsurnameio will be declaring bankruptcy circa 2016. MC Hammer blew through way more dough, as have countless other asshats with no brains and windfall cash. Anna Paquin and her lovely boobies will probably sensibly invest a substantial portion of that 900k in a…

I refudiate all of you!

My hope floats that you will experience demolition, man.

The only porn I ever found in the woods was a tattered Playgirl, which was an intense buzzkill- the excitement of discovering free porn almost immediately smashed by the realization it was just dudes.

Arsenio likes to set a mood, take his time and shit.

RIP TAYLOR 2013, BITCHES!

Noelle Featherstone

Wikipedia tells me she broke up with that dude and is dating some Animal Planet guy. But Wikipedia also tells me to drink heavily and wreak havoc so maybe take that with a grain of salt…

Yeah I think she is pretty cute but only modestly funny- not unfunny but not a laugh riot. Apparently she had mad self-promotion skills though and that is not to be underestimated.

No, but I did feel like a missed a chance to nail a pretty cute Jewish girl though…