I meant her family had, at some point, anglicized to Freedman not that she woke up one day and started spelling it that way. Sorry for the unclear reference.

But Mr. Carter's life seems pretty good overall- I would estimate his number of problems does not reach triple digits.

Shit, he is vastly inferior to Kinky, Jerome, and a whole bunch of other Friedmans. Hell, he is inferior to this girl Rachel I went to high school with who posed for Playboy- though to be fair she spelled it Freedman.

The first rule of Fruit Club is… ah hell, you know the rest.

The only objection I have is to dissing the Powerpuff Girls, which should get a pass for Mojo Jojo if nothing else.

Ok, that was pure ownage from Lobsters.

Whoa, seriously- Phel and Prison Wine got married? If this is not a joke, then it is clearly the most surreal shit to happen on the AV Clubb. Congrats and all but damn this makes my head hurt a little.

And when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.

The Bible (Mark 12:25): "When the dead rise, they will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven."

Feh- not until they get Emmanuelle Chriqui up in CSPAN.

… Marley and Me; You, Me, and Dupree; attempted suicide…

I think AIDA is what got Ryan in trouble at Farrah's funeral…

Yeah but cult or not the Beast is pretty awesome. It was probably supposed to be a T-62, a mainstay of USSR armor by 1980, but apparently they used a modified T-55 for the filming.

Armor is some awesome shit, especially Puppy in the Well. For serious dorks, I would read Armor, Forever War, and then Sebastian Junger's nonfiction book War. Several different but valid perspectives on the experience.

Dude, I don't know what's up with the gimmick posters but there is no comparison between Vlade and Manute. Manute had more shots blocked than points scored but Vlade scored more than 13,000 points, had like 1,500 blocked shots, 9,000 rebounds… yeah, he was a flopper but he had game.

Run… Skip… Play… Outdoors!

I don't automatically hate all remakes/new versions/whatever but the three movies Nick Fury's bro cites are good examples of why I frequently do- they took perfectly good movies and remade them so that they… oh, how you say, sucked donkey ass? I have seldom been angrier than at the ending to the American version of…

Yeah, that was good.

Apparently Warren Oates and I were cut from the same cloth in the 80s. I didn't despise The Breakfast Club but I must have watched Heathers and Repo Man a million times. Hell, I loved the Iggy Pop theme from Repo Man so much I held up a tape recorder to the damn TV so I could listen to it whenever I wanted. Now…

Will they be enforcing Martian Law?