DFB- it's a Topological Gopher.

Hell, they were both ripping off Dreamscape, which was probably ripping off something else. Nothing new under the sun and all that.

I don't know about genius, but with the sound off it definitely gave me a special feeling.

Failed music channels-ies! May R.J. Berger's gigantic wang strike you down!

FACE PUNCH! IN SPACE!

Damn, y'all make it sound like John Landis hacked Vic Morrow and them kids up with a machete. That ain't exactly how it went down. He is at worst guilty of being reckless- thus the involuntary manslaughter charge, of which he was acquitted.

What a bunch of slack-jawed youngsters. I remember that shit from Beavis and Butthead back in the day

We're just gonna fuck you up.

Doesn't this skirt the edge of kiddie porn, given that the illustrations will most certainly be masturbatory fodder?

Fresh Jive, that would be Spelling Jugs, no?

I would, alas, totally watch a sequel to Krull, despite the fact that in my youth we referred to Krull as the "omni-joke" because it was terrible enough to be funny in all situations.

YEAH! OK!

"Footloose" and "Red Dawn"- just replace killing Commies with dancing.

Those are Loverboy songs and Loverboy has always sucked.

Dr. Strangelovecraft's Infinite Jest of Madness feat. Herman Menderchuk…

Yeah that site is bullshit. I got two David Foster Wallaces and one H.P Lovecraft.

Flashman- perhaps you should consult Admiral Ackbar before admitting anything…

No, but you can ask for *SPOILER I GUESS* a handjob whose byproducts will be consumed by a canine.

I believe at least one version of the girl is played by a young MALEFACTOR.

That was remarkably coherent for TFAD. Especially the bit about pre-teen homosexuals building dollhouses to while away the time.