Heller Heckled: Headline Ha Ha Horrible
Better: Bunny Bites Breslin, Breslin Bleeds Badly

Brian Blessed and Derek Jacobi are both awesome at yelling and stuff, nowhere more so than Henry V.

Ok, so I watched the video (sound off, with Wire playing I Am The Fly) and found it surprisingly not all that hot, I think because she was so clearly trying to do the GaGa/Madonna thing. Then I watched the video for "Beautiful" where she is being herself(ish)- she is hotter and the song is better. Coincidence? I…

Yes, that whole scene is just awesome.

Actually, someone needs to put Rhona Mitra in my pants STAT! But not while I'm still in them, 'cause that would be a tight fit. Also, not literally just in my pants, they would be really big on her… I'm not very good at this am I?

On the other hand, Ming the Motherfucking Merciless didn't need no steenkin' laser rifle- he just had a power pimp ring and a crazy floating disintegrator robot.

Goddamn, JVS, you trying to out comic book nerd me? Well, I heard the B-side to "Anti-Life Equation" is gonna be "Mother Box" (feat. Big Barda and the Armaghetto Boys).

I concur with Chartex- Black Dynamite is awesome until the ending which got a little too silly. But still top notch- one of those movies where you can tell it was an act of love for all involved (also- it involved lots of acts of love).

No he's the Beta Ray Bill to Amelie's Thor. Or the John Walker to Amelie's Steve Rogers. Or the Bizarro to her Superman.

Second the Anthrax love but the Stallone Dredd movie was so aggressively bad that my brain refused to remember it. Then I watched the clip above- dear Lord is that awful and I say that as someone that thought Demolition Man was entertaining.

Classic Traveller character generation (with the Mercenary expansion) ate up a lot of my junior high years…

ZUM TEUFEL!

Is this a sequel
to Dreamscape? 'Cause it sounds similar. Not saying that's a bad thing just sayin'…

They weren't garden shears- they were bone shears. Y'know, for dissection- they were shown earlier in the movie making it all the creepier.

Yeah I would pay to see some Dana Delany-Stockard Channing-Mira Sorvino action.

Wow, I did not know about the female body-builder. Though as female body-builders go she ain't bad- admittedly this is like saying "as debilitating conditions go, gout ain't bad." But I have seen way worse.

Dude, I am rubbing my Manly Bannister even as I type…

Concur- music does all sound alike but damn if it isn't good music to chill out/sleep to. I would listen to Long Distance or In the Clear to rack out in Iraq.

We're about busted. What'll you give us for the lobbyist?

Shit, I didn't say it was gonna be the Thrilla in Manila. Besides, I can't enjoy Bumfights- I just feel bad for the bums. This guy though, I think I could enjoy seeing get pummeled.