See, I heard about that movie and would actually like to see the footage. Not sure if it's art or not but it might be interesting. And c'mon, it's Harmony Korine getting wailed on- that's gotta be amusing for at least a few minutes, right?

But, but… I like all the female actresses in it and Timothy Hutton (can we start calling him The Hutt- see, it would be a sly allusion to his weight gain and… oh, skip it) isn't terrible. I like shit like the Ice Storm so I feel like I should see this- but damn the title does indicate major suckage.

I know, right? That's almost as outlandish as an Austrian bodybuilder becoming governor of a major U.S. state!

Hmm, Iron Man vs. The Chaos Reigns Fox… I guess I would watch that.

I have nothing to add to the above other than Godspeed You Hate Empress! You will be missed 'round here.

It's Guillermo Gomez-Pena and no, just as I don't huff airplane glue, I don't read his stuff, which I would argue is pretty much camp anyway.

Oh Z'no!

Get Fuzzy and Pearls Before Swine are the only two newspaper strips worth a damn today.

I'm going to up the alert level to Blackwatch Plaid!

Dumbledore FTW!

I bet Soldier of Fortune magazine was gonna sue their asses so they changed it.

She can lick my gun if you… ahh, it's not even worth it.

I read it in Forbes magazine.

Tool and Die Hard

Alison Brie could alter my probability with her mutant hex magic if you know what I am saying… wait, what am I saying?

My bad, I thought there was a 100 year statute of limitations on spoilers. Ok, fuck it, here's a 4000 year old spoiler- Gilgamesh doesn't become immortal. Also, Jesus dies.

If this movie were really Marmaduke having a pre-death fantasy after being thrown in a river (a la An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge) I would go see it.

Rutiger, the confusion may have come over the U.S. position towards the International Criminal Court, to which we consistently say "fuck you" (albeit in more diplomatic language). That's different than bilateral extradition.

My bad: his name is Lembcke, not Lembecke (I think Lembecke is the alternate spelling for a certain scientist who may or not be staying to see more projection experiments).

Rutiger, I would suggest you check out Title 18 Chapter 209 of the U.S. Code. 'Cause Uncle Sam will extradite the fuck out of your ass (if we have a treaty, which we do with lots of countries). E.g.:
http://vilnius.usembassy.go…