That plus arms sales and amphetamine labs…

See this is the one downside to ending the draft. The needlessly belligerent used to be channeled into good cannon fodder- not good soldiers mind you, just good cannon fodder. So until we come up with another socially responsible use for them, we're stuck with them on TV. I vote Soylent Green/meat slurry as the…

Forget? Hell I never heard of Red Wolf. Drank plenty of Red Dog in Talladega about fifteen years ago though.

Wait, wait, wait- Red Dog is a shitty beer, not a wolf. Don't matter how many laws you pass, it's science!

Top Gun aka Naval Fighter Weapons School aka Strike Fighter Tactics Instructor Program is no longer at NAS Miramar (which is now a USMC facility)- it's in BFE Nevada aka NAS Fallon.

IA SHUB-NIGGURATH! THE GOAT WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG!

Pentagon Spokesperson is right. The Dems should get down on their bony knees and pray the GOP run Palin '12. She would flame out in the Indian summer like some sort of Bizarro John Kerry while still getting the Dems' base amped up like a gay porn star with a fat vial of meth.

Does that mean they're related to Delta Burke? I'm so confused…

I thought the first para of this was great hatin', but Jorge's comment makes it all the better. Only I assume it's halftime minus the obligatory aged rocker…

We'll see after the census but the current estimates are that California has a pop. of about 40 million and the U.S. pop is about 310 million. So about 13% of population- it is however about 3% of world GDP (13% of U.S. GDP, which is about 24% of world).

I am also pretty sure Rick Rubin would have done about as well at setting Citi up for a face plant.

MST3K Season 10 still had a lot of juice, man. But it's different for a series that is more than just random skits and riffing.

Littlealex FTW. The Helmet/House of Pain track "Just Another Victim" is unbeatable- well, the Helmet part anyway 'cause really it is less a collaboration than a Helmet song with a bridge that connects to unrelated House of Pain rappin'. In fact, fuck it, I am going to listen to that song right now.

Boi Gringo, that almost got a coffee spit take from me.

Steam has been awesome for me (and terrible for my overall productivity)- I did have a few problems with the KOTOR $10 download but it wasn't that tough to tweak.

Elrond, I want the 3-D experience where it feels like the gold bikini Leia is sitting in my lap. Does that mean I have to become grossly obese?

Damn, the Ghost of Eazy E beat me to the George Lucas is the Monkey's Paw crack. But seriously, 3-D? Please, George, for fuck's sake, just leave it alone.

I concur with the Courtesy Bear about everything (including the Jewesses thing) except the Jane bit. I also thought Midge was quite attractive.

One simile to rule them all, and in the snarkness bind them…

Somebody, somewhere, on these very AV Club threads said something to the effect that Ke$ha is a somewhat less insane, somewhat more attractive rip-off of Lady Gaga. This video validates that opinion 100%, so kudos to you, commenter whose name I can't remember.