C'mon, that's like saying if you put a cherry on top of a turd you would eat it. I like DC too but damn.

I'd make her feel organic… damn, I just plain suck at this.

I'd make her feel my little chemist… uh, or something.

Hell, just reading that anecdote was funnier than this show. Please continue to provide me with more feline v. genital mishaps for my amusement, OTP.

I'd embrace her vampire! Wait, no… CW's right, this game sucks.

Giving a pass to Buddhism means all the shithead Buddhists are outweighed by one righteous dude. By that logic, any religion with one righteous dude gets a pass- i.e. all of them (Jesus, Moses, Abraham, Mohammad, etc.).

Oh, "C" is for Catholic, 'cause that's what you are.
"R" is for the rape you bring every time you smile and give me a roofie.
The first "E" is for—uh, well, I don't really know.
But the second "E" is really a grammatical thing 'cause otherwise it would be "Crepy Pope," and where would that leave us?
The "P" is…

I see what you did there… nerd.

Um, not to denigrate the Dalai Lama or anything, but I think there are some folks in southern Thailand and northern Sri Lanka who might take exception to you giving a pass to all the DL's coreligionists.

Well, ok then. Next time just don't take so long to get to the ludicrous (or Ludacris) euphemisms suggested by the title…

I'm all about Anacostia et. al. being hard and pipe-hittin' and all (used to live in DC) but I have seen some egregiously bad shit in both Philly and Ballmer. Parts of North and West Philadelphia (circa 1999) are the bits of the U.S. that bear closest resemblance to some of the fucked up bombed out neighborhoods I…

Wrong! The sequels are Baltimore and West Philadelphia.

How can we have this many posts and no "I'd slam her salmon" comments?

From hell's heart, Rabin spits at thee. For hate's sake, Rabin strikes at thee.

Also, they're megalomaniacal, better than the best, and harder than the rest. So there's that.

Even if he weren't a withered husk, this is a stupid commercial.

Two and a half minuets? Dude, you beat chicks in waltz time? That's kinda awesome.

DC, are you saying I want to bone Gandalf and/or Mother Abigail? Hmm, you may be right… damn. Well, Blow Jobs all 'round then.

I'm like a chocaholic but for whipahol.

What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?