Yep, that line was the money shot of hate.

Me too, KB. But he probably doesn't have a therapist or a couch, much less a therapist's couch.

That scene is the gayest thing I have ever seen. It makes Ewan Mcgregor blowing Jim Carrey look like the height of hetero horseplay.

I do the same thing (though not at the top of my lungs) with the line "Drinkin' heartbreak motor oil and Bombay gin" from "Sleep When I'm Dead" every time I drink said gin. It initially annoyed my girlfriend but I have now done it so much and it's so catchy she does it too.

Holy shit, the Shaq thing is real. I have to go see that!

I don't know the other Cocaine Blues but I have heard of it. Will go see I can find it online now…

Hey- Amelie fixed the missing "u" while I was out getting drunk and didn't even acknowledge that it was missing, making me look like even more of an asshole than usual. Dammit!

Hmm, I am a little drunk and thought that Lobsters' post said something about Tina Fey dressing up like Sarah Palin and fucking a bottle- kinda got me a little turned on…

CUIDADO!

This is bizarre
We are going to Jedi Mind trick folks into being Ed Begley Jr?

Accidental?

There's a gang called the Almighty King of Queens? Damn…

"Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down"

As someone who a long time ago lived near Lodi (Lockeford)- I can confirm that yes, it is.

Thanks for the nerd joke Zbig! But I hear the sequel ended up getting tanked by the funders…

The bigger guy is never guaranteed to win in any kind of fighting. I once lost an MMA fight to a guy I outweighed by about 25-30 lbs; conversely I have won more than one against dudes who outweighed me by 30+ lbs.

FS- you're welcome and yeah, NASA is like, deep, man. Or at least ready to propagandize for space science by quoting Robert Frost and talking about the fate of the universe. In this case, it was totally worth the bucks- couple hundred million to determine with high confidence that the universe is flat and expanding…

FS- it's not believable astrophysics, rather than not believable quantum physics. But yes, that's right.

Good Hatin'
The last para on Mario B. and lethal reflexology (dare I say "the five toes of death?") is what pushes this over the top to greatness.

Yessir, that video (like Whitesnake's w/Tawny Kitaen) was some good stuff for teenage me. Hell, it ain't that bad now.