And when I'm rich and meet Bob Hope
We'll shoot some golf and shoot some dope

Mein Kampf- what a pain in the tuckus towrite that was, oy!

"Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick."
"How many dicks is that?"
"A lot."

There was a Most Dangerous Game bit in the Man with the Golden Gun what with the Chrisopher Lee freakish playground/hunting ground featuring Herve Villachez.

Jorge, I think the closest analogy to biathlon is chess boxing. Yes, this is a real thing in, of course, Europe:
http://site.wcbo.org/conten…

I really enjoyed Protoman's brisk summary of the Avatar backstory.

Oh, Diabeetus, your Danzig sequel humor tickles my funny bone.

As an untenured professor I gotta say that the Bishop thing is fucked up but has also led to some interesting discussions among the faculty. Well, maybe not interesting so much as filled with mild gallows-humor.

The issue here is fat people generating a specific negative externality by slopping their fat on you. That's what needs changing, not the fact that they are fat per se. So far as I am aware, neither sexual orientation nor color slop over into neighboring seats.

MikeS, I guess I can concede that point but that is damning with faint praise. "I'm just sayin'… compare syphilis to anal warts and this latest crop of STDs that rot your junk off, and syphilis looks a helluva lot better."

Forget It Jake, I'm glad you are excited despite your Klinefelter's Syndrome. I am pulling for the Saints too.

I have only one memory of Duncan Sheik and that is standing in front of the stage at the Cotton Club in Atlanta with one of my friends and openly mocking him when he opened for some female singer. Fact: Despite his being onstage, he was only a wee bit taller than me and my friend. And while I ain't short, neither am…

The "need to do more speed work" scene remains high on my list of awesome fights.

Pho, I think anyone that knows backwoods country boys knows they make good killers. Krauts, Nips, Slopes, Ragheads- whoever the enemy de jour is, it's the country boys that are best at killin' 'em.

Oh, GP- the CIWS is so much more than that. They are on land now too! Nothing is prettier than watching one light up the night sky over Camp Victory. Besides-why would a real gun freak be against overkill? By that token the Oerlikon is a bit much anyway- God gave us the Stinger for a reason.

Yep, still vaguely traumatized by the ending of Kingdom of the Spiders even after at least 25 years.

A dead ISCI leader reference on the AV Club? That's preposterous… but funny. Well played, Harrison.

Sorry for rushing the Halloween season!

Yeah, dude, Oerlikons are old school. Get a 20mm CIWS…

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