Fidel- while I have mad respect for your musical taste/knowledge, you need some schoolin' on football. At the NFL level no one is "so fat it is difficult to run past." As the quite good set up for The Blind Side (the book) discusses (along with a great Atlantic article by Mark Bowden from a few years ago) playing…

I would like to see the movie Twins remade in a brown person version with Aasif Mandvi and The Rock.

Yes! Represent on the vegetarian penne! I first had that at JRTC in 2003 and was stunned at how good it was. Never again would I mock a vegetarian. Well, that last bit is not true of course but still- that was some good stuff.

Doro Pesch? Damn, CD, you must be old and stuff (like me).

Hey, even though it was a little Dennis Miller circa 1992 I thought
"…Cirque du Soleil acrobat doing the walk of shame after a wild night at Sea World…" was pretty good.

I changed my name from Servo to Sirveaux.

Gulf War I/Desert Storm might have been boring for some but it sure as fuck had its moments. The Battle of Khafji and the Battle of 73 Easting for example.

Dammit, El Presidente, you can't just come up in here and be reasonable.

Damn, AV Club Fapster is right- I think this will be terrible but Neko Case is like audiovisual crack for me. Damn you to hell, King and Mellencamp!

I say Big Time (a great live album) and Mule Variations as the two best starting points for early and late period respectively.

Whoa, I have not heard PCP referred to as (Love) Boat in a long time. Kudos for the old school reference.

The Wuu (or sometimes Wu) is a knockoff for sale in El Tercer Mundo. I have seen them in Pakistan and heard tell of them elsewhere.

Jesus, here go look at this actual explanation:

K. Bigelow is one attractive almost 60 year old lady and will always have my love thanks to Point Break and Near Dark. I thought Strange Days and K19 were better than given credit for but Hurt Locker is right up there with Blue Steel in the list of movies I wish I had not viewed.

This Hater awas fantastic, simply fantastic.

The Neko Case version of Don't Forget Me is awesome so, um, he's got that going for him…

Look the problem with The Hurt Locker is that if you have been in Iraq you know it has no relationship to the reality of the war. This means that you can't suspend your disbelief for shit so you spend the entire movie saying "bullshit, that ain't how it is." This does not make it a bad movie per se, just that a…

Isn't the PC term for dark skinned African, um, "African?" 'Cause the white ones are Afrikaners?*

Assyrians! Sargon and Sennacherib all up in people's grill and shit!

Nice one Brian.