Sign me up for the Lady Gaga sex/Russian Dick Roulette.

Impetigo is the change up pitch for herpes references.

All I wanna feel now is the wind in my eyes!

I have seen her in two theaters this year, both in the balcony/nosebleeds. As with all bands I wish I could have been closer, but Jesus, that voice just gives me goose bumps. Besides, if I were actually within a few feet of her I would probably swoon.

Me and the Artist Formerly Known as TWfS often disagree, but in this case we are in 100% concurrence. I would put Fox Confessor at the top but listen to Blacklisted, Furnace Room, and Middle Cyclone all the time as well. But I think Neko Case is awesome beyond awesome- the voice, the lyrics, the stage presence, the…

It's been said before but if they made a movie about the first couple of chapters of The Blind Side- on the appearance of LT and rise of the sack in the NFL- you could have had a pretty sweet football movie. But alas- no.

I liked a lot of Waitress even though it was a bit preposterous. I mean, she makes awesome pies by channeling her fucked up life into them- this is magical realism not cinema verite. However, the bad husband just about ruined it for me. Just terrible. I know a variety of crack ass crackers who are bad husbands, a…

I saw your Mommy, and your Mommy's dead. Watched her in the street as she bled.

Actually she wants to be in a 21st century remake of the Odd Couple.

Yeah but Serious Moonlight is kinda obscure. Plus Cheryl is awfully attractive.

Please, Repo. Melf's Flaming CancerAIDS Arrow only does 2d4 damage per round for a number of rounds equal to the caster's level.

I like the dogfood that generates its own gravy- just add water (and a little time I guess).

But as a straight male nerd don't you sometimes have to watch Bravo shit with straight female(s)? I know I do, though not Housewives. I have watched what's her name- the muppet matchmaker. Know what helps with that? Gin and tonics.

KFB- are you old enough to remember the Cold War and especially the Reagan era? That might make a big difference, as phrases like "Upper Volta with shoggoths" probably don't have much resonance otherwise.

Oh my fucking God, I have not thought of the Amiga in like fifteen fucking years. I had one as a young nerd in the late 80s.

I have nothing to contribute other than that I mightily lusted after Kari Wuhrer when she was on Remote Control and I was (consults calendar) 13.

Actually he puts a dome over Denver in both- in Secret Wars it's while going back to Earth, in Secret Wars II it's to try to keep out the Beyonder. Goddamn I am a nerd.

A Colder War totally kicks ass, as do the Atrocity Archives. I mean, megaweapon apocalypso ass.

Molecule Man in Marvel comics was all about putting domes over places:
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