She's lost her inherent Demi Moore tuckpointing skills.

I think the Gere one is called the 5,000 Gerbils of Dr. T.

"The Fourth Kind: From Some Made Up Nonsense By Some Random But With Milla Jovovich… mmm, Milla Jovovich"

Thanks for mentioning Things to Do in Denver When Your Movie Title's Too Long. As with BDS, that movie was mostly crap but had a couple of good bits:
1. Fairuza Balk- she has done it for me since Valmont and The Craft
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2. The Treat Williams killing Steve Buscemi scene: "I am Godzilla! You are Japan!" I still…

Two out of two AV Club posters with Dr. Strangelove-derived avatars agree: Willem Dafoe was entertaining in BDS, giving it at least one redeeming feature. The rest made True Romance look like Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Ergo, minus Dafoe this new one must suck on a cosmic level.

Saddam Hussein or Kurds (in whey)

So Harvey Fierstein's not a good enough role model for you? Racist!

Fuchs you, CN!

He sleeps nose to anus…

ZMF possessing people- that would make a great movie! He could play opposite Denzel Washington or Lou Diamond Phillips! Oh wait…

Yeah but how many combat drops?
Uh, two. Including this one.

Well, 'king, I'm Anti-Ox Indents- that's a whole other bag.

Yeah, I am a 6', 205-ish lb guy and I have about a 34 inch waist (ok it's probably 35" right now but fuck you anyway- I'm getting old). A 34 inch waist on a 5'9" 120-lb girl would be freakish.

I love hoisen sauce and steel rods in my anus, but the two should never mix…

FALSE! Mickey Rourke started boxing when he still had a career- because he is retarded* and shit. You are right about Hitler and Sherlock though…

Damn, Steve Dave, you just had to KO the bitch like that didn't you? That's some cold shit…

Wait, whose couch do I have to sleep on to get the Amy Smart look-alikes?

Speaking as someone that has rolled around with another guy in front of a crowd- that picture is totally gay.

"The A.V. Clubber comes off the top rope and delivers… oh my God, it's the Nabinihilation! Cena is bleeding everywhere from that gash!"

Ha- you wish water could kill Iggy Pop! Shampoo for that greasy ass hair, maybe, but not water…