Yeah, EJ is right- Tina Fey is far too lithe, cute, and sexy to be Cathy. You would need Kathy Bates, or a younger version of her, to be Cathy. Only with less gravitas.

"Under Pressure"- the title of not one but two entirely different yet equally awesome songs.

Is Travis Van Winkle douchier than Rob Van Winkle, the erstwhile Vanilla Ice? Will MBS get a job? Will my gout clear up? Find out on the next episode of SOAP!

Drunksailor- how is Slayer these days? Still got that sweet gym and MWR?

jondavid, your Box Office Poison joke made me to laugh, so I will grant you closure on bazookas. See, the dude was indicating that if brothers and sisters (well, mostly sisters in this case) woke up and realized that THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED and so forth, they would stop spending money on triflin' goods,…

I actually vaguely know one of the guitarists on Chinese Democracy and he's a good dude so I hope this doesn't keep him from getting paid either…

Sheeeit, boy, if Freud were here he would do like nine bumps of coke and get straight medieval on your ass for testing him with that flaming 2X4 nonsense. Better recognize.

Robuttnik, that made me snicker aloud…

Threads like this have a way of get encyclical…

Hoodwink, I would pay good money to see that exchange take place.

For those who don't randomly wander around DC, the motto of the IRS, courtesy Oliver Wendell Holmes:
"Taxes are what we pay for a civilized society."

Watch out for snakes!

Buck, the preferred nomenclature is katoey. Not that I, umm, know anything about that…

The Cakelove near 14th and U is decidedly ok so it sounds like not much if any better than Silver Spring. As a semi-recovered fat kid, I love cupcakes but concur with the Hater and others that shit got way out of control.

Just for unleashing that amusing string of Coen-themed fails I hope GeoGreg does not suffer too much from his boneitis.

Even if you are not on the Coens dick(s) big time, you have to be impressed that the same two dudes could make movies as different as O Brother, No Country, Burn After Reading, Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Big Lebowski, and Fargo. Sure there are similarities in a few but No Country is bleak like 700 miles of Siberia in…

ET, you and TWfS got a nice little act goin' there. Like Laurel and Hardy, only with Lady Gaga leg humpin' jokes. Kudos, I say.

Ouch.

They used to show Coup de Torchon and Aleksandr Nevsky and shit. I know because I taped those movies off of Bravo. Now get off my damn lawn!

Also, what the hell is wrong with a Miles Davis poster? Miles Davis remains the unimpeachable gold standard of cool.