My freshman year I lived in a dorm that was literally a converted housing project building and was, unsurprisingly, adjacent to a project. It was about half derelict and I shared a room that would have been a little small for prison cell with another guy.

FidelAstro, are you sure you are not me? Almost no one likes Lungs and I dig it, especially "Live in a Hole."

Norm is warm but I think he is happily ostrich farming in… California or something. Ask the Google.

Fritzy, you play D&D by not touching a girl, drinking a lot of soda, and rolling a lot of dice. In other words, me until about 10th grade, when I had an epiphany quite similar to the one in SLC Punk.

Abbies Dad gets a number of internets to be determined using non-Euclidean geometry for the Lovecraft shout-out.

It makes me feel weird that I find her more attractive looking sad and miserable. Sigh. I have the issues…

If I ever hear anyone say "double pits to chesty" in real life, they are getting stabbed. Maybe not fatally, maybe only a minor flesh wound. But stabbed.

Fools- the answer is Foreigner because Loverboy has always sucked.

I like the idea idiotking- put me down for a 5% stake.

C'mon- his last name is Pujols, he's had to spend his entire life dealing with the gay joke consequences of that. Of course he hits the juice and wants a more manly version of Wheaties. Dude probably thinks Old Spice is too girly and is working on his own version- Old Napalm or something.

Why does Eddie Vedder look like Ricky Gervais playing a lumberjack?

Well to be fair, your Norseness, a lot of the defense budget goes to the private sector. Besides, the military is wrapped up in an impenetrable American flag-shield, making it both invisible and invulnerable to the far right's scorn for the government generally.

Quick, to the Deathmobile!

Pretty much, FB, pretty much…

Oh shit- pro-gun, pro-choice, pro-gay marriage: I am basically a stereotypical libertarian man-child. Except for the Ron Paul bit- that guy's a doofus. I am also ok with a certain level of progressive taxation. They aren't fair at an individual level but it's the price to be paid for modern democracy.

Like a fly through the sky plane or a Deities and Demigods plane? I vote for the latter. It can star Kossuth.

That's definitely an illusion.

Jeez, man, it's free porn. Try not to look a gift whore in the ass pimple… wait, that's not right.

But it's an easy on the eyes implosion.

Hey, you can't put a Multipower into an EC, and an OAF would be -1. Don't make me use my Variable Power Pool, paid for by being hunted by everyone from VIPER to the IRS, to bust out an RKA on you.