We can only hope, Unrelated.

SKINNER!

Floor- I guess. I mean I used to watch it and Mama's Family both (that's how I knew Rue McClanahan and Betty White were on both shows). But that was when I was either a po' little kid with no cable or a broke as fuck teenager with no cable. I would expect people what have dough to watch Deadwood, or Mad Men or the…

Again, yuck.

I thought he was the guy that put the lime in the coconut…

Damn you Gentle Herpes! You had to do it, didn't you?

Eeewww! Das ist grody!

Again, WTF with the Golden Girls?

Dear Lord, I can understand the Futurama/MST3K/Simpsons riffing but the Golden Girls? WTF? What's next, Mama's Family riffs?

Magnus, what you are asking for is basically Funny Games week after week. Which as you note ain't gonna work. Shoving the viewers' collective nose in vileness will resonate in a film (for some anyway) but only the most masochistic of even quasi-normal folks will keep tuning in for a half-hour or hour hit of that…

I hate to say this, but I agree with Dude T. Fella. She has basically told Father Time to go fuck himself and he was forced to comply.

Yeah, I think if Hugh and NPH got together- more like Pants-off, amirite? 'Cause they're like gay and stuff.

Oh yeah- thanks, Onan.

Stockard Channing looking good AND Bret Michaels getting flattened? Why oh why did I not watch the Tonys?

Tits, et al- I think the Thebans would contest your characterization of the Spartans…

You gotta watch that fucker though, what with the teeth gnashin'.

Sweet Big Baby Jesus! MBS is the fucking minigun of pop culture clash commentin'! Time to put Ol' Painless back in the bag, hero.

I would like to see Tamerlane vs. Fruit Pie the Magician:

I don't think Bond actually did the deed with Lynn Holly-Johnson in For Your Eyes Only- she just tried but he was only into the crossbow girl. Besides LHJ was like 20 or something, she just looked 14.

Don't forget hungover, too.