Yeah, but if long-ass sentences were good enough to get a Nobel Prize for Faulkner (there is one in Absalom, Absalom that is over a thousand words long) they are good enough for O'Neal to kill some buzz.

EJ is right she used to be kinda hot circa Clarissa. More attractive was Larisa Oleynik from Secret World of Alex Mack, though she was totally jailbait until 10 Things I Hate About You.

Bummer, but Glen Cook is still making his saving throws so that's good at least.

1. No, as noted earlier "Chocolate Rain" caused the recession.

I proclaim the unity of the sack. The balls are not individually wrapped for resale.

Miller, are you secretly me? I love the words hornswoggle and kerfuffle, which are pretty random words to like. Also, I like the word catamite, which is a much classier way of saying junior pillowbitin' punk.

That made me laugh.

Oh that's right, dogs can't see idiots.

I see what you did there, OTP.

KJ, are you proposing a system of nation-states run by Nobel Laureates or run by descendants of Alfred Nobel? I will back you either way, I just need to know whether to use the slogan "The Brainy Shall Inherit the Earth" or "Hail our Dynamite Overlords!"

I hate them all… except Turtleface.

Nothing will ever beat the fourth movie in the Desistor series, Desistor: Deliverance.

The doctor is IN!
-Is he ever!

Nice one, Occult Semi-Semite.

Oh Tony Starks, you lovable drunk, you made me to laugh!

I sorta can't believe nobody has mentioned QOTSA "Feel Good Hit of the Summer."* Maybe it's too cliche and obvious, but I dig that song a lot and, after last summer particularly, strongly associate it with summer. I am cranking it even as I type this.

I would say it happened with her first big movie role in Permanent Midnight.

There are two variants of the were-Carl. One is always accompanied by the were-Lenny, the other is always accompanied by pornography and cheese metal. See WTFFF? for stats, under Lycanthropes, Pop Culture.

I agree with your sentiments, ricin.

"Were," Carl?*