Yeah, I agree. This is bullshit but I can't really say anything that hasn't already been said. For all y'all having real employment issues, I apologize on behalf of humanity for the LA Times idiocy. Look it at like this- they're in LA, which has probably made them a little soft in the head what with reading the…

I don't think it is that hard for Americans to imagine the divide in France- it hasn't been that long since the Watts et. al. riots much less the Rodney King riots. That sucks to hear that the Metro is so bad generally- I have never had a serious problem but as a tourist I never end up any place sketchier than…

See, now I kinda want a show called "Hipster Cop." He would be from Williamsburg I would suppose and, um, be a loose cannon but laid back, I guess? Wearin' skinny jeans, listening to the Arcade Fire, with the obligatory non-hipster boss and/or partner…

::buys World Famous Demagogue a case of beer for an outstanding job::

Was he at the Louvre Museum? Did he get a good running start?

Tendony neck is good- extra bonus points if she is a self-proclaimed cougar. Style points for mount/dismount technique and method of getting drunk.

You win by getting drunk and banging a middle-aged harpy (per Vlad the Impaler's post above).

Two toasters enter, one toaster leave!

Well played, Gentrified Herpes.

::calls for air support::

JVS, you're a Dirty White Boy.

Yeah, Ain't et. al. is right, more or less. There are still some sketchy-ass parts of D.C. just like any city/metro area but it ain't that bad. I went to a party in South Capitol this past New Year's and it was fine. Gentrification uber alles!

Cue sad trombone

Evel, that was the most ridiculous fan-fic ever. I mean, I appreciated the initial attention to detail (Advanced Idea Mechanics, bitches!) and the picture but even by fan-fic standards the rest was godawful.

"Then I hit bottom, waking up in alleyways, scrabbling for change just to buy used Megadeth and Slayer CDs…"

Haven't you seen those commercial where Chester tells attractive women to do naughty things, like put Cheetos in the laundry? Let's just say that ain't the only place Chester tells them to put things…

That God- always gotta be right, huh? As for the 50%, well that's according to a bunch of lawyers. Are you gonna believe lawyers?

Horton Sneers at Roo (or Ru if you like 7' tall drag queens)

Y'see, Dumbledore, there is a conflict in every human heart between the rational and the irrational, between good and evil. And good does not always triumph. Sometimes the dark side overcomes what Lincoln called "Kelly Preston's rack."

Horton Jeers a Gnu