Your first crushes are so low rent, that it made me super aware of how classy and still boffable my first crushes are*.

I had no idea and even he turned up, I had a reaction closely akin to what the great Ray Hudson described as "orgasmic jubilation".

And killed with it.

Wondering now if that's because it looks like a colonoscope or it's because only assholes use it.

Nah, you just got worse.

Donny, shut the fuck up.

"…supposedly partly to avoid any controversy over not recognizing the Jacobite pretender (aka Bonnie Prince Charlie) in his numbering."

Thousands didn't die fighting the Papish and Frankish hordes from our island to suffer a Liam to sit on the throne, by jingo!

There are indeed many functions that factor into their success.

What does it matter what Omar be, as long as Omar comin', yo?

Not like this though. Not like this…

I'm thinking the idea of a show about the royal family created by a dude who was born and raised in the American mid west and is most famous for One Tree Hill is more entertaining in my mind than it ever could be on screen.

I tip people for providing me a valuable service.

You'd offer someone your used piss towel?

In the same vein: Right after the "I have fake boobs!" line, when they sheepishly remind themselves that fake boobs is nothing to be ashamed of…

Wild guess: American Fearne Cotton.

…Eddie Van Halen is mates with Kelsey Grammer.

This would be slightly more meaningful if for Kelly Clarkson…

It's pronounced "henga".

Absolutely. I just wanted to bring it to your attention in case you weren't aware, as is pretty much exactly the kind of show you just described - and just because I wasn't into it doesn't mean no-one else would be.