Can you apologize for your insincere apology that sounds like it was lifted straight from a Jezebel article?

It's not funny unless she doesn't find it funny. Then it's hilarious.

There are people who didn't like MacGruber (I like how my phone auto corrected that to MacGyver)?

She can be as black and gay as she likes; this still has "generic procedural" written all over it.

All the other networks want to sit down with you.

I'm amused right now. This picture did indeed do the rounds of my office this morning. I, with characteristic belligerence, declared that the dress was blue (yes it is) and anyone who didn't think so had retard eyes.

…That they're aware of.

I had a whole comment lined up detailing all the profound errors in judgement that led TV producers to think this show would be worth watching, but now it seems unnecessary.

I very vividly remember the vicious opprobrium launched against that game in the pages of Sega Power. But luckily as a kid I had taste - in 1995 I was playing Dynamite Headdy, which SO stands up to this day.

Seriously, Constance Wu ain't nuthin to fuck wit.

I'm not affiliated with any major media conglomerates, so I can call Penn State students the most pathetic scummy pile of losers in the history of the western hemisphere all I like, right?

Girls is like one long-ass Divas match.

Oh, if you're into that whole sneering mustache twirling uni-dimensional villain scene, I got a van load of Disney VHS tapes I was just about to put on Craig's List…

Are you serious? It wasn't meant to be a searing exposé, it was meant to be a fun romp.

If that kid had got himself a copy of Jens Hanneman's Complicated Drumming Technique, Whiplash would have been half as long.

Or maybe it's because Mr Bean, being a mostly dialogue-free comedy, was sold to and was massively successful in dozens of territories around the world. And Blackadder… what US network did Blackadder go out on?

"So it's a Belgian procedural?"

In complete seriousness, this is exactly why I oppose this project. This IS my childhood they're talking about stepping all over.

Exactly the argument Scientology lawyers (and the expert witnesses they hired made).

That's insane.