He killed himself offscreen. Out of shame.

"It sounds interesting, but I can find nothing about its existence."

"Cigarette?"
"Yes, I know."
"…"

Why is that shocking?

"I fell hard for that two-count in the Women’s Championship match after Peyton’s weird Neckbreaker."

The Alicia FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCSSHHH angle WOULD be so 1989, but as with many angles, is elevated entirely by the chemistry and charisma of the performers.

That must be standard training from Vince himself now - everyone is doing it.

We got an all too rarely heard Owens version tonight, which was nice.

I never found anything exhilarating about driving Humvees, until I crushed some Iraqi's Datsun Sunny with one. Now I get it.

RIP

Let's not be any more generous than we have to be: It's diabolical.

I regard Final Fantasy 7 as, if not the greatest game I have ever played certainly the most fun and immersive video game experience I've ever enjoyed, so I say this with love: I did not get any of that.

Shut your damn mouth. 80s K-Pop Band Simulator is the best instalment in years.

For people who are not satisfied with being mere wankers… The 15,000 dollar dildo: For complete wankers.

I don't get where the Jessica part comes in. Was that her name?

Watch Twilight Samurai. And also now: Listen.

Why isn't that blog "Suplex City Bitches"?

¿Que?

Things I'm glad about: Emma, Heel Emma.

Something like… how BSG sounded in its first season?