Wanna hear a joke?

Suddenly a lot of things are making sense. Like why you would invite me to dinner with your mother and aunt out of the blue like that.

This kinda sounds like something you would have to pay me to see.

He sends me bespoke abusive emails every week even though I clicked unsubscribe several months ago. I thought I was signing up for the John C McGinley package and probably mis-clicked - now I'm stuck with this guy.

1. The frothing on the internet at the regular cullings of what are minor inconsequential characters IN THE SHOW confirms that.

All this does is confirm what's been plainly obvious about this show for years: There is not a real story here - never was. What there is is an increasingly formulaic sequence of interminable table-setting capped off by a traditional "OMGWTF" moment designed not to develop characters, but generate speculation on what…

George Martin only likes the beginnings of things.

Don't be talkin' funk like the books are like Dostoevsky or some shit. You ever consider people refuse to crack the books because they're fucking garbage?

You should have asked them on a date. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

The only concealer he needs is politeness.

Fair play to the guy to have the bollocks to declare "English comedy" an oxymoron while employing an official state clown.

"You're quite right, I forgot to repeat several times this was merely my best judgment as to Oliver's thinking."

"I love how the BBC, and apparently A.V. Club, failed to understand the irony of the social media support for Tiko Tiko, the clown… "It can't be that international TV makes fun of such a prominent person…" makes it sound like we're going to defend the president, then we go on to defend the clown"

"That's why the democratically elected Hugo Chavez of Venezuela was called a "dictator" in the US media"

Or they'll just be changing the whole story and keeping the only bit that people care about: Secret order of assassins going around climbing things.

Oh my Christ. If I were Jon Hamm, I would seriously think about killing myself after delivering that line. What else would I have to live for?

With the accent, praise God?

…fascinating.

I enjoyed it. I had to have a molar removed a couple of years ago (thanks to my policy of preferring to roll around in agony for a few months rather than consult someone).

Also noting a 200% increase in side boob. A state of affairs in which I am much pleased.