About once every ten days like clockwork "I hear you're a racist now, father." will pop into my head, entirely independent of any context. And I laugh every time.

And this was the day I discovered there was a name for that thing I do. Done by the person I'm creepily similar to.

Hmm, I think this demonstrates the two types of FF players: Those who learn about the characters and are thence able to use them effectively.

Your teacher who is 18 and therefore it would be totally legitimate if you were to doink tho. At least that's what she says.

Just checking… and yes, my feelings are substantially unchanged from when I was 15: Squall is as gay as church. For fuck's sake, dude - Rinoa doesn't give a shit about your parents or your creepy ghost sister - GET ON THAT SHIT.

That's what you're going with? Upvotes?

"Maybe if you had described these women making psychotic jack-o-lantern o-faces…"

Yeah, I remember watching a lot of top quality shit at 3am on C4. And I kind of feel it was absolutely the right time for me to see that kind of stuff - like it was a real formative experience even if I wasn't fully conscious of what I was watching some of the time. If I hadn't mainlined Oz back in the day, I wouldn't…

Your fuckface children.
My simmering resentment.
Both solved by my hand.

COLD BLOODED!

So "The Throat Slit" and "The Cock Punch" would be seen as intrinsically less ludicrous titles in America?

For me that is a distant third behind:

Fuck! The Piano Teacher!

"Do you really think "girls' night out" means we all sit in a circle and go to town on our clits together?"

This better come out before that HBO Scientology film does a depth charge on what's left of his career.

Utterly Pointless Job That No-one Fucking Asked You For, Internet.

Who the fuck watches CSI?

Shit trivia bomb: Wellington school is a real place. I went there. There is no fight song. Fight songs are not a thing in England. We fight unaccompanied.

And ANOTHER reason why all the humbug about this show's cultural impact is humbug… I cannot be the only one who thinks a show just about Constance Wu's character hanging out with her friends in DC (to a soundtrack of ODB) would be about 200x better than this. You know I'm right about that shit.

Recovery solution: