The logic of his punishment is "Six months is a good middle ground between the amount of time it will take for most of the mouthbreathers who watch this show to forget why Williams was suspended in the first place, and the amount of time we can keep him off air before we have to start paying him sabbatical money."

Really cannot imagine anyone really enjoying this. Not only because it's a cash-grab budget rip-off of a film that is already a cash-grab budget rip-off of something that was fucking terrible…

That is a sad fucking song. We'll be lucky if I don't bust out cryin'.

"BDSM is presented as a leather clad dominatrix (always with a whip) getting ready to lay a beating on some dopey guy (always in suit and tie, so we know that he's a repressed business man)."

Not really surprising. Men who are into BDSM have the sense to download it off Youporn for free in the sanctity of their own houses. Not read low quality pastiches of what people imagine BDSM to be, on a train in rush hour.

So what you're telling me is that if you had been sitting around and heard a bunch of guys laughing about how they were going to rub one out to the latest Miley Cyrus joint or whatever, that would be totally cool.

AV Club is as shitty on tablets as it is on desktops though.

Everyone overlooks that because Jethro Tull are not a better hard anything than Metallica.

Lolwut? That story has about as much to do with female sexuality as it would do if it were a bunch of bros talking about checking out Spring Breakers 2: Ultra Titty Cut.

"But I don't hold any ill will against the author. She came out of nowhere, she created something, she succeeded. I think that's great."

Yeah, I think that ship has sailed. That woman literally has a Scrooge McDuck money bin by now.

My girlfriend was told sperm tastes awesome if you load up on pineapple.

"Just imagine that on Valentine’s Day, Universal is releasing a random steamy thriller starring a pair of attractive-but-relatively-unknown actors who get embroiled in some kind of sexual brinkmanship. Just based on that, isn’t this the kind of step we’ve been wanting Hollywood to take?"

Ah, okay I see it now: You're just not that bright. What else can explain how if I talk about one's ethical obligations… and then one's legal obligations… you somehow understand that to be one and the same thing? Or how if I come up with just one of various ways situations like this pan out, and you can come up with…

I "accidentally" saw a Goof Troop porn the other day. Does that contribute meaningfully to this reasonable discussion?

You ever notice that this is really terrible music and that it is heard nowhere but in this context?

This is most definitely not going to be the first Richard Gere film I see.

He needs to be put on Keter duty.

Psht. Bird be trippin'.

How can there be a term for that when there's no special reason those characters died distinguishing their deaths from that of any other character?