Never.

Neither this or The Daily Show were very good.

You look like the one doing the taking.

You should. Because that's objectively retarded.

A punk band did a quirky cover of something.

Thoughts:

I rinsed that video tape OUT when I was wee.

"In what universe is it great PR for a single, male politician to take a young girl in to live with him?"

And today I learned Ultimate Frisbee isn't something comedy writers made up to lampoon a certain kind of white dude.

*Amazing Grace.

Me: "WHA?? IS THAT ALLOWED?!"

Wow… this is super weird. Even though I saw Gone Girl literally only a few days ago, I'm still sort of blinded by fury at how this episode revealed the twist. I can't imagine how I'd feel if I'd waited another week to watch it like I could easily have done.

Black Sails is hands down the best opening sequence I've seen in uncountable years. The visuals are amazing (and creepy) enough on their own, but that jam by my man Bear McCreary, sheeeeeit! It's so good, it actually made me continue watching a show I probably wouldn't have paid much attention to otherwise.

"Yes, I do know what delusional means. And yes I do know that you are letting your bias shape your opinions"

"No, actually, I don't. I am just not delusional."

Reminds me, there was a film from years back that I remember being vaguely similar but I've never been able to remember the title: It's about a Cello teacher and her student in some way. There may be some lacerating of genitals involved. It also might be French.

re Amy's return: I can't have been the only person interrupting their laughing to mutter "You fucking bitch" at the exact same time Affleck said it?

Top 5 lols for certain.

I don't know why you would think that given that it's already made quite clear that he still regards her as being complicit in the murders of his wife and kid - sins of the father and all that. And that the one thing he knows about her is that she is literally a for hire minion of the main antagonist

I was already predisposed to like Bautista ever since I spent an hour reading his biography while waiting for a girl to get ready (amirite fellas?!?!), which was enough to get me through fully half of his story and realise that I wanted badly for this guy to make it in whatever he chose to do - such is the power of…