Well if it is a mini series, they're not burning it off are they? They're just screening it.

You have breathtakingly low standards.

I don't think it needs to be for the logic of not watching a show because it's also a kind of dog to be dubious.

Jane The Emotional Pricktease

There is absolutely no way those instruments were live.

I thought it was very sex positive to emasculate Polo before she doinked him.

HERE WE ARE

Humanity is still paying the Terriers price for a bunch of idiots ludicrously judging a show on its title. Don't be one of them.

Maybe it will lead to more of her wearing shorts.

In my head he makes the noise Mark Hamill makes when he makes a break for it in that episode of The Simpsons he was in.

Rules of the court: No nonsense!

Women in 2014 do a lot more than eat each other out and stab each other with home made shivs, and yet we have Orange Is The New Black.

It's not doing it for me. For me the total sequence is nothing without a killer theme tune (see Black Sails) - and Marco Polo's is (like Tyrant), just vaguely evocative noodling to me.

You saw some rocks interfering with some gas.

"Why would MP have insights into the true feelings of Khan's people?"

Less talk, more gongfu.

For real - they could have had him kill ANYONE else.

I thought I was, but then I reached the naked kung fu part and realised that I was wrong. Dead wrong.

I think it COULD be/have been good, if the producers/writers hadn't inexplicably decided the show had to be about Marco Polo - when it's clearly dying to be about almost everything else that he accidentally stumbles upon. I mean fuck, in the first two episodes alone there are about 12 characters whose stories are far…

Girlfriend is Indian and she thinks Russell Peters is hilaaaaaaaarious and that 3 Idiots is the South Asian Schindler's List.