COooooooooooooooold bloooded!

The show is called Marco Polo and Marco Polo is a charisma black hole who doesn't seem to have any kind of mission in the story. There's one.

Seriously, the film would live or die off the strength of the soundtrack. I'm already putting together a fantasy tracklist in my head.

Go and watch The Shadow Line, which was the creator's previous joint.

Sounds like it's time for Ryuichi http://youtu.be/Fh0AaTOfkIc and Ryoji http://youtu.be/F5hhFMSAuf4

Yes. This cue is the fahkiin bollocks, son. One of those times a show has me at hello.

That's NegaSanta.

I should be happy about this, but instead I am only happyish.

Oh my god, that IS A MCPOYLE!

"Those things aren't the same though ("where you can" doesn't equal "for the exclusive purpose of")."

"Where you can" = "For the exclusive purposes of".

I assumed he didn't call her because she's an awful person, has a job that is actively ruining the world and has a face like a smacked arse.

You need to check yourself. They will believe you when you say your wallet is missing; they will upgrade to "stolen" when they have compelling evidence this is the case.

Jim's respective mate is a horrible person who has horrible views and works for a horrible company. Fuck her.

It's the split second of comedy beauty between "Enough" and "crooning" that does it.

You mean "Not a great review, Libby", surely?

"Rape is the wrong subject to use to create such a thematic parallel."

Yeah, except those Powerful Men are ostensibly Powerfully Accountable.

You really shouldn't start a message board where you can accuse people of raping each other though.

I laughed out loud because the VERY SECOND before he did, I said "Now drop dead."