- Dream sequence.
- Dream sequence concluding with character being startled awake.
- Creepy child music.
- The dialogue "A storm is coming" murmured ominously.
- Wow, that black guy who spent most of the time acting as spiritual advisor to other characters sure died first.

Meanspirited and nihilistic?

Well then, surely that means is that it was completely ahead of its time and you're all talking complete cobblers.

They'll make him Mexican. Moral outrage averted.

Yeah, that's why they call these "adaptations" and not "completely pointless photocopies of every single aspect of the original".

Don't really understand what part of any of that is subject to the ravages of age.

Jona Lewie's Stop The Cavalry - not a Christmas song; only gets played at Christmas.

Oh god, it's spread to his brain!

I was gonna get all butthurt over the idea that HDB had a homage name/parody account, but then I realised I actually do have one of those.

Clearly not the same sketch at all, unless you think "same characters" = "same conceit".

They've done it… twice.

How the fuck does Nick Kroll have truthers?

Every time I see folk on the internet crying over the latest Trek Wars atrocity, all like "They're raping my childhood!", I laugh at their histrionics.

What bugs were there to fix?

Assuming the "nice" part of the soundtrack are the subtly remixed versions of the jams from the original 2d games.

Funniest posts of 2014: This one.

Jamie Lynn Spears would have been famous if she was physically attractive.

Don't you mean "enhanced"?

Literalist? Loophole? That's quite an impressive amount of bullshit for such a short comment.

She's crap. She's just a warmed over Elaine Benes. An empty clone of all the spunky female side characters from 90s sitcoms who aren't actually characters in their own right but robotic purveyors of the kind of meanness and self-absorption that would be verboeten for use in the male lead. I particularly don't like…