And now, another episode of "People Who Think The Name of the Show Was How I Met Your Mother Who Isn't Dead".

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They actually do, because she's the worst thing about that show.

Neil Diamond > Elton John all day, you fucking animal.

Interesting theory. Well, Creed were a joke a decade ago, and they're a joke now.

So did mine! On account of an, um, skin condition…

If only that were her actual name.

Kingdom.

Summer Wars is, from what I can remember, about a kid who goes to stay out of town with the family of some chick from school he's trying to hook up with. And there's a massively multiplayer video game everyone is into that suddenly turns evil and I think tries to nuke Japan. And he's the only one that can stop it.

Grumpy Cat's not a dude?

I saw this twenty minutes ago and I'm still laughing. I need help.

Is that the unauthorised Ukrainian version of that quote?

Take it off. Have some bloody dignity, man!

If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.

One of the best gags in the pilot was her subtle readjustment of I Will Always Love You.

Boring character… no story… I finally realized where I know this guy from! Southland!

That is a very convoluted story.

Possibly one of my all time favourite comedy sketches. Almost entirely down to the delivery of "Ah… oh my god…"

Peter you've added nothing.

That bit is so perfect I actually lost my shit just thinking about the vague idea of it.