What? Did you go to my school? Because I had a physics teacher who spoke exactly like the pool supervisor.

I just hope Snoopy comes home in this one eventually.

Fuck do I want a grounded film about people who intentionally create a super smart mindlessly belligerent carnivorous beast for no compelling reason?

Well, going by the first minute and ten seconds of this trailer, I can't see how anything could possibly go wrong for the people in the movie.

"I'll believe one of these DC movies isn't going to be a piece of shit when I see it."

The next Batman film begins with a man in a sober but tasteful suit walking up to Bruce Wayne and shooting him in the head.

This is already a film that didn't need to be made, but now it's labouring under certain knowledge that it will most definitely not be as good as Punisher Warzone.

"The true story of how Turing and many others finally broke the Enigma code is itself so fearsomely complex that no two-hour movie could possibly do it justice."

Stop watching them then.

It is so Dutch/Deutsche that you felt this needed to be pointed out.

A mere three years after it was briefly a thing.

Oh. I thought ny all the frothing about it here in recent days it was some hilarious underground comedy series.

Do not want.

People are still watching The Cosby Show?

Yet another superhero property: Not even remotely fucking promising.

It would have been even better if they'd gone with Arsene Lupin - so we could have entire episodes where Sherlock is taunted by being called "Holmlock Shears".

I certainly didn't yell "JUST DO IT!" at my screen. I have restraint.

Joan needs to man the fuck up. That music was about 5/10 on the extreme scale.

An Anchorman and a Terminator reference within seconds - I out loud asked myself "WHO IS WRITING THIS STUFF?"

"I've always thought people invented instruments for a reason, and yeah, though the voice IS an instrument, the variety of sounds coming from a band or orchestra is much richer."