It was just kinda meh.

Was actually devastated it wasn't this.

Me too. I appear to have been the last person on the planet to have understood that [character] was a werewolf.

STOP! THE FRANCHISE IS ALREADY DEAD!!

When were they not freaks?

Every time I read the words "Who would have noticed another mad man around here?" I feel like tearing up.

Your life is going to be very hard if you're going around expecting to see pictures of black rappers smiling in photos.

I thought putting on Black Dynamite would be a fun film to have in the background while we opened presents on Christmas morning. Completely forgot about the several racks of prime titty in the first 30 seconds.

Oh well la di fucking da!

BUSINESS HOURS ARE OVER, BAYBEEEE!

Oh shit, how could I forget Dutch reading the guy his rights in Spanish? Masterful camerawork in that moment, too. I'm seriously cracking up just thinking about it.

Just want to drop in again and remind you of my warm feelings towards your content on these articles: Wallflower, you are killing it. If there's any justice, there'll be a book out of your Shield writing.

Ooohhh…

Pretty sure the castle rolls list her as "Fat bird".

"Side note, I found it kind of cool that the actress they picked for the 'distraction' woman actually did look like that era's hot babe."

She's literally been in two scenes.

This show is so fucking slow: When exactly is a MacLeod going to turn up and start hacking people's heads off?

It must have been bad because I could stand to play literally 5 minutes of the first mission of Vanquish before I dumped it forever.

Why you assume everyone took to heart a suggestion Lee made in conversation with his dad?

There is a more serious issue here. Namely that it is 2014 and you have not seen Spinal Tap.