Even though FIFA games are products with a replay value of fuck-all… even though I'd had warning from every corner of the internet that Origin was literally Hitler…

Never even heard of those games and visualising just how terrible they must be just from their titles was enough for a healthy belly laugh.

No. Lyrics that are purposely batshit are excluded from this.

I'm more offended I'm reading this now, when as has been noted, the ironic annoying instrument cover has been a thing for years.

You should have been around for The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and its "I'm an immortal sir, not a gazelle!"

…oh, you said tights.

There very many medieval-looking Christian churches in Japan?

"but as I recall she was downright loathed by a lot of fans, for reasons I don't even remember."

I was even more into Tory after… the unpleasantness.

Why the fuck wouldn't they just send you the video?

"If he doesn't have children yet…"

I was hoping for a "GRAND UPPAH!!" but such is life.

The actors are Scots, so their accents are mostly fine.

Why does killing Black Jack prevent his having descendents?

With that said, I've only ever heard people with the surname pronounce it phonetically. "Mingiss" when it's their given name.

Yes. I've seen that awkward "girl's head disappears from shot/man's face suddenly looks surprised" trope a fuckton of times. And it's always fucking terrible.

She's not playing a fat girl. You just called her fat.

What being friends with a high priced lawyer has taught me is that being trapped in a soul-crushing office all day really means you can do some powerful hardcore dead-at-45 binge drinking instead.

I guess they just don't count, huh? RACIST.

Him and that other metal-weed dude were the best thing about that Sarah Silverman programme.