If you say so. I actually did almost throw up at that fridge.

You're saying that like she's supposed to know he's got a vampire worm parasite living in him.

That punchline is fucking terrible.

Don't get all grumpy just cause you got burned by the trut so pure.

That sounds like an American using real words. British people know "bint" is not all-purpose.

If they were telling laugh out loud gut busters, it would be Welcome To A Place That In No Way Resembles Sweden.

Fell asleep during Captain America: Winter Soldier.

If your standards are met by unnecessary and entirely average sequels/updates of established properties, then can you really be said to have any?

We need a replacement for Philip Seymour Hoffman. He'll do.

Ugh. I don't wanna trudge through more soul sapping stories of the American race and poverty nightmare.

Ponies can't skip.

For real. That moment way back in episode 2 when he's like "I know what you did" made it clear: He doesn't give a shit Terry's dead. He's just ecstatic that he's finally got something he can nail Mackey on.

David Simon of course.

Shield 5 is the top of the top of the top. I don't even think I would have described myself as a TV watcher before that season. After that, I needed to find out about pirating shit, about American TV schedules, all that jazz…

SEASON FIVE. SHIT IS ON. TAKE THE GUM MRS MACKEY. THE SHIELD. YEAH.

My all time favourite rap lyric: "I slap the bacon out your mouth/dance upon your sarnie."

Ugh. When is she going to be in something good so I can perv over her like the filthy neckbeard misogynist I am?

Psht. Neither show can enough into relevance for that.

If you don't like a movie where a whole bunch of 80s and 90s action legends romp around for 90 minutes causing explosions, then it's highly likely you have no balls to punch.

Psst… it's not the real guy!