What were the shit.

I'm assuming they wave it while saying "Can't touch this," correct?

I'm not sure why he hasn't pulled a Will Smith and rewrote all his movies.

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Really, who doesn't besides the Nielsens?

puppies genetically modified by Cave Johnson should set people on fire who text in theaters.

Somewhat related, how cool would it be for the next reissue of Firefly that they ADR the line to "special ring in hell reserved for child molesters and people who text in the theater?"

Just the men? I'm assuming women agree as well.

Wait, is Pixar making a Psychonauts movie? I WANT THAT. "My name-" "Starts with a 'G'" "Is Rasputin."

The conspiracy theorist in me is scared that Sony went to Akiva Goldsman first and he went, "Nah, but I know these guys from Fringe."

Well, that answers my question. Jon Hamm is sexy even while bowling.

I was already inclined to give her all the awards for her performance as Blade last week.

Anus flagged!

This show is too good for us. My brain is thoroughly wrinkled.

My days of not taking conservative groups seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

Fucks the shit out of bears.

I went to a theater that mixed up the screens for this and the Three Stooges (so, yes, I saw the first five minutes of Stooges, and yes, stay the fuck away from it) and there were more people in the Cabin screening than the Stooges screening so it should be at least a bigger draw than that. I guess that's something?

"Utter fabrications…except the things about Jews being weird. That was pretty spot on."-If Mel Gibson was honest.

Walter Jr./Breakfast

"She was born in the 80s. She still uses a phone as a phone!"