Mrs. Coffee Nerves likes the golden Oreos the best.
On an unrelated point does anyone have any tips on just how shallow a shallow grave should be?

If he wanted blood…well, he probably should ask for a refund

An ad agency got paid millions of dollars for that.

Should pair perfectly with The Big Ear Family

The box and plastic wrap eventually melt into a slurry made entirely from the best part of the cow — the hoof!

I'd watch the show about how the tutors and counselors eventually killed themselves

It's not for the reason you're thinking. It's that Hot Pockets are just too healthful and nourishing for the modern American child.
That's why I've invested heavily in NEW Chocolaty-Frosted Triple-Fried Pizza Flingerzz — each one packs 2,500 calories, 400 grams of fat and enough sodium to treat the Cross-Bronx after a…

But what about the cost overruns when the female director has to leave the set by 3PM every day to get home to make sure there's a delicious roast and a perfectly-chilled Rob Roy on the table for her husband when he gets home from McMahon & Tate?
To say nothing of the cost of fresh strands of pearls and Toni Home…

The Batman one was rather West-authentic, right down to the smeared chocolate and inexplicable hugs from older aunts.

I'm waiting for these kids to hook up with the Gosselin children and travel the countryside solving abandoned-amusement-park-related crimes in between live music performances.

Buying a ticket for this without an accompanying child ticket in the same transaction gets you a complimentary "NO CANDY" sign for your house at Halloween

#TeamDick…York

Since it's Halloween they really should have shown the Van Pelt children ritually sacrificing their parents.

I certainly hope that doesn't preclude her from getting in a wacky love pentagon with Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Batman AND Superman, with lots of hilarious misunderstandings and Don Knotts walk-ons.

Don't forget the Noodle Incident happened off-screen

Meanwhile the designers of the Hindenburg stare wistfully at the eternally silent phone, a single tear streaking their cheeks

Before the stadium even opened in Philadelphia this past Sunday the parking lot t-shirt people were already selling perfect knock-offs of the official breast cancer t-shirt logo for $10 each as opposed to the $31.95 inside

The "Penny the Drug Rep" storyline is so aggressively awful it may as well come with an on-screen disclaimer explaining how much the writers liked the hair tonic episode of the Brady Bunch.
Maybe next week there will be a wacky misunderstanding when Sheldon mistakenly eats a bowl of the company's new penis-enlargement…

If they had an outside food vendor then why did they spend the money building a full kitchen?

He gave the same blurb for "Atlas Shrugged Part III: Static Electric Boogalee" — dude's a total quote whore.