Miami Vice taught me a drug lord's goons would drive a gray Ford LTD capable of outrunning a Ferrari Testarossa

Ahh, Pauline. The Pete Best of Nintendo Damsels-in-Distress

The Love Boat game was groundbreaking in its use of Norovirus and Somali Pirates cards.

Somewhere a single tear streams down Shatner's face and drops onto the gritty reboot script of "T.J. Hooker"

It's a good start, but Brian Williams will not reveal where Seinfeld's Gold is until after the Peter Pan special *airs*

Come on, when the last Robin's cell phone went off with that One Direction song the Joker's henchmen were howling as they riddled his body with bullets.

Please let her character be April's Mom

The movie that taught us that, even to a 14-year-old boy who'd "scaffold the Statue of Liberty" to the actual Statue of Liberty, Kate Mulgrew was not a sex goddess.

There is an NBC exec who is DETERMINED to get a "fish out of water attorney" show on the air.

First Peter Pan, now Robin Hood. I think Comcast must have invested heavily in green spandex futures.

The entire movie is a debate between Alpha-5 and 7-Zark-7 on the ethical implications of editing together unrelated Japanese footage.

NBC going all the way back to 1952 for this one: "Boss Lady: Gwen F. Allen is the beautiful executive of
a highly successful construction firm, Hillandale Homes. Her two major
problems are finding a general manager who would not fall in love with
her and maintaining her inept father as chairman of the board."

"and this time when the child actors get too old, ugly, expensive or TMZ'd we'll send them off to Carousel!"

Much like Parks & Rec took off when it jettisoned the worst character and focused on the supporting cast this show will do the same…when it drops Greg Pohler

Look at the excellent job they did with Jessica Alba as Sue Storm.

Hee-Hulk has already been optioned by RFD-TV and will star Roy Clark, Buck Owens and the Irradiated Mutant Jug Band

This film also marked the first time the Porn Parody version had the exact same title.

I still order Roast Ox Crisps to this day

Clearly you haven't seen the Twitterbook "Greek Roulette," then.

I lost my movie-picking privileges for six months in my group of friends for cajoling them into an opening night viewing of Batman & Robin. They were right to do it.