All those scriptwriters have kept jobs with the various CSI franchises, adding only the words "ZOOM" and "ENHANCE" to their Wangs.

"The Blacklist" - funniest show on TV and what a bold move to make an hour-long sitcom! Megan Boone out-86's Don Adams!

The first time I rode a Doom Buggy through the Haunted Mansion I remember crying about the poor, skinny, terrified Caretaker's dog and my Mom had to take me for a Dole Whip to console me.
Man, being 19 years old was *hard*

The poster for that movie is a Dali-esque nightmare. Count the legs. COUNT. THE. LEGS. http://upload.wikimedia.org…

This story upset me so much I don't even think I can enjoy Billy and the Cloneasarus IV this fall.

It's ok. Right now there's an airport Marriott hosting a totally-legit "Talent Search" where parents are paying *only* $1,000 for a full photoshoot AND screen test and, well, we can't TELL you that we work with the Disney Channel, but wink wink, nudge nudge, now that that show got canceled you know they'll need the…

"This is a pirate message from District 13: Jennifer Lawrence would have to be paid too much to appear in this promo. Hey, remember when Donald Sutherland was that huge, if less-frequently masturbated to?"

The vast, vast majority of those Golden Girls curtains will, of course, be hung to face the showerer

Sure, but Soda Popinski dies of Type II Diabetes and it doesn't even make the back pages of "Turnip Farmer Weekly"

Pirate Sean Penn looks great in that one

I've made some very poor Kindle decisions of late. I think it's time to right the ship with this and the previous entry.
In my defense the Oral History of the Unknown Comic's Bags seemed like a slam dunk

For sweeps they have a Very Special Episode where Lil' Bruce goes to Mr. Carlson's Bike Shop

I'll admit it took me until Dempsey scored to restore my jingoism and stop my contemplation of our fierce rivals Ghana having to ration electricity so everyone there could watch the game.
To heighten the dichotomy my dog was sleeping on an electrically-warmed bed at the time.

"There is NO WAY I'm leaving one of those 'third arm growing out of his
chest'ies date MY daughter. We were born 'third arm from the back,'
we'll DIE 'third arm from the back!"

Nate Silver's Mother was decapitated by a poorly tossed thin crust pie

The first movie in history to get an NC-17 rating purely for tobacco use

The guy's been the Oates for years. Let him do some hatin'

That second one down was actually a still from the WWII-Era VD film "Ernie Got Elephantitis in Europe"

Somewhere Joel Schumacher is furiously pinching rubber bat nipples. That has nothing to do with the story, I'm just saying it's probably happening.

Saw the new trailer backed up against the new Tom Cruise movie trailer so the talking raccoon and the tree were very plausible.