"YOU ALWAYS LOVED GODZOOKY BEST, DAD!"

In a bold, creative move the entire sequel is going to be focused on a Honolulu poi merchant trying to put his life together after the kaiju battle destroyed his home and livelihood.

This movie was ROBBED for Best Documentary. Hearts & Minds, my ass. It's all politics.

How have we made it this far without someone photoshopping TruckNutz onto this? Dark, brooding TruckNutz, bobbing vengefully.

I knew the careers of John Larroquette, Markie Post and Harry Anderson weren't going well, but…