If only Warren Jeffs were not in prison, He could sort this situation out in half a jiff.

And I shall take the autogyro to said matinee. Oh! Gala day! Gala dream!

Open your mouth again and I will fart into it.

Sounds Like Mr. Phipps wanted to be an astronaut and was told 'no'.

"Posse Man"would look so tight on my resume.

YESSSS!!! That's a fucking winner right there.

What that tattoo says is exactly how I feel when I'm all coked up and out whoring it up. Methinks that Lindsay and I have a little something in common. *winkwinknudgenudge*

Wow. A billion dweebs simultaneously masturbating to Gillian Anderson while exchanging snide quips online? Count me in.

Damn. I thought it said 'facial conclusion'. I guess I read that wrong. But it does appear that they are simultaneously defecating in a paddle-boat.  So that's pretty hot.

Sounds like they could use a Paul Rudd in there.

I think the oddest thing here is that he's so old. And gay.

Ah….pooter-shit.

alcohol abuse is awesome. it's fucking awesome.

"MTV just gives up on finding a host for the Video Music Awards"

I'm more shocked by the fact that the Jewish community was never up in arms about her "holocaust-survivor-with-a-fresh-bouffant" look. I mean; that's quite offensive.

Ah, pooter-shit.

He spelled that whole text all by hisself.

The PU.

Peel Quickly and Discard

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